et in Arcadia ego

[i am somebody]

RIP REQUIN
Alignment: Bluespectrum/Mercurial Hue
Association: EDM. Bassnectar. Homestuck. Dune. The Dark Crystal. Wakfu.

Stats:
Agility: ★★
Reflex: ★★★★★
Power: ★
Intel: ★★★/ +★★★ subject modifier
Beer: ★★★★★
Frission: ★★★★★★★★★★★

Rip dove through the ground, leading his army of land-sharks through the whatever-lands of the great Shark Crusade.The land-sharks were a dangerous bunch, basically since they were fucking sharks that could get on land. Each one swam underground, every time they lept up you could see the small flecks of brown along their skin. Rip, the biggest, hammer-headiest one in the bunch lead the army. He stared off into sunset, as he lead the army, shouting "FOR THE SHARK CRUSADE, WE SHALL HAPPILY ADVISE THEM ABOUT HOW STUPID THEY ARE!...FRIENDILY!". Because fuck you sharks are awesome.

Photo 22 Sep 44 notes

douchebeat:

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reasons american culture sucks:
homophobia and oversexualization prevents a large amount of guys from having fun like this

oh bohhh

reasons american culture sucks:

homophobia and oversexualization prevents a large amount of guys from having fun like this

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